So it has officially been 5 days since I quit smoking. Wow, that's a long time. Cravings come and go, some days much worse than others. Today I had a blissful daydream at Wal-mart of beating the living crap out of some girl standing by the doors just so I could take the last hit of hers. Luckily for her I was distracted by the guy walking around the parking lot with a sledge hammer (WTF???). Needless to say I kept a weary eye on him as I headed inside. At Walmart I picked up two copies of Twilight (one for Kesha and one for myself) and thought for one hot minute that I might find the movie Life (Sha-right! They had Friday and Kings of Comedy, why do they refuse to carry this movie... if any of my urban area readers would like to take pity and mail it my way when you come across it, I would love you forever!) but no such luck on that front. Then as I head back out to my car, foaming at the mouth after staring racks of Marlboro Lights in the eye for 10 minutes in the checkout line, the freakin' guy with the hammer is walking around banging on all the handicap signs! Really, WTF??? Did it bitch slap him when he got out of his Pinto or something?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
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