The Ultimate 'Kids Say the Funniest Things'

So I promised I wouldn't say which kid it was, but I'll give you a hint... he's 3, looks just like Curious George, and is the funniest preschooler I have ever met. Anyway, his mom and I are playing MarioKart on the Wii tonight and out of nowhere he busts out with 'Mom, what the hell are you doing?' HAHAHAHAHA!!!! It was seriously so hard not to laugh hysterically 1) I know it's not good for him to think that word is funny, but DAMN and 2) curling into a ball to avoid peeing on myself would have caused me to crash and loose... which I was not willing to do. But I don't care who you are, that there is funny :)