Showing posts with label work funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Yep... definitely going to hell

So in honor of my 100th post I have to admit a grave sin...

Today I encouraged one of my little boys in class sing the "coming to a bridge" part of the Bear Hunt song like 5 times because he says "bitch" instead of "bridge". I laughed hysterically every single time. It's official... I am a horrible person (and also perpetually 12 years old) and am going straight to hell... do not pass go, and getting baptised at the last moment won't save you. But I don't care who you are, you know you would have laughed too.

Monday, November 10, 2008

What are you teachin' that kid?

So let me set the scene for you. I'm at work with one kid working in his cubby. In the cubby next to ours, the kid is throwing a little fit because he's getting frustrated. Finally he gives up the power struggle and screeches the answer at the lady he's working with. The answer was supposed to be 'They're both shapes"... but with his indignant screech, what it sounded like was "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I seriously almost wet my pants. I laughed so hard I had tears pouring down my face because I know in my heart that if he was able to express himself in such a way, that would have been exactly what he wanted to say. God, I love my job!